Guess where I am today?
Traffic school.
I got a speeding ticket coasting down the mountain after staying in Payson.
I was driving home with Miss B.
We were listening to "A Prairie Home Companion."
I honestly had no idea I was speeding.
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"No, not really."
Ohhh.
"That fast?"
Like I would know!!!
I was the only one pulled over out of a group of cars going the same speed.
I am lucky that way.
I never pass cars because I am afraid of getting a ticket.
I never switch lanes because I am afraid of getting a ticket.
Soon I won't be driving.
Seriously.
