Cooper, the stupid cat, decided to get Blonde Girl's goldfish. He got into BG's room, which is usually shut because of the fish and that cat. Then, he got up on her dresser and knocked the
large vase over. Miss Brunette heard the noise and somehow mananged to catch the vase.
We had to get towels immediately. That is a lot of water. I refilled the water with our "kept fish water". I hope the fish survives the trauma.
Blonde Girl talked to the fish and gave it some food. It was freaking out.
All of this happened before 7:00 a.m.
I told Love Man, "you have to have the reflexes of a Ninja to live in this house."
Honestly.
