Thursday, August 5, 2010

Facebook Status

I've already mentioned that I hate Facebook.
I don't want to hear all the stupid stuff people who I have not seen in twenty years aredoing.
Making coffee.
Eating muffins.
Enjoying the beautiful morning.
If I have not heard from you in twenty years,
I don't want to hear about your muffins.
Sorry Betty White!
I don't.
Love Man is on facebook.
Ironically, he is friends with my mother and our children.
He recently changed his status from married to "in a relationship, but it's complicated."
He has received so much email and comments on his account.
Blonde Girl feared we were getting a divorce,
as if that is how we would tell her.
Neighbor Meggan didn't want to ask.
Love Man has since changed his status to "married."
OMG.