Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Un-Neighbor John

If you can unfriend someone on Facebook,
then I am un-neighboring John.
No, he hasn't squirted me or the dogs anymore.
No, he is not speaking to us.
No, his wife is not speaking to us.
No, I don't think he is antagonizing the dogs.
In fact, the dogs have been quite good, calm and quiet.
I keep waving and saying hello.
I figure when he dies,
it would be awkward at the funeral.
I hate awkward silences.