At the risk of offending all that are hear and dear to me,
including a lovely couple of ladies from groups that I am in. . . . .
Please, please, please, for the love of God,
stop wearing these Christmas sweaters.
They are hideous.
At one time, during the 80s, applique sweaters were in.
They were worn with legging and turtlenecks.
Sometimes, with what were then called walking shorts and tights.
Shoes adorned with bows or suede flats with a gold chains were popular.
That was more than 20 years ago.
Stop the insanity.
You might as well put tinsel on top of your head and wear your tree skirt.
Add some of those equally hideous light bulb earrings,
which do light,
and you could find yourself a nice corner and be a tree.
You might fool some of the folks that have had too much enhanced eggnog,
but you will not fool me.
