I ran into a rooster standing by the doors of the Winco. It was a black rooster by the garbage can. Seriously. I live in the 6th largest city in the U.S. and I can't go for milk and eggs without running into a damn, male chicken.
I demanded that they catch him after I explained that it was a rooster and not a chicken.
"Ohhh, the chicken."
"Rooster, I know these things."
