Mutiny in the Desert

Parents of Love Man's good friends brought us a bunch of A & E dip from Iowa.
A lot of dip.
It was heaven.
Really.
They only brought my faves,
Party and Chive.
Oh, and Cookies BBQ sauce,
but I don't care that much about that.
I have gotten over Cookies.
I have NOT gotten over A & E dip.
In fact,
it proves to be genetic.
Our girls are in a big fight over who consumed the last of the dip.
One girl is very upset.
The other ones blames her sister.
I am keeping quiet about the matter.
It is good dip.

Upset

She hates her shorts.

Some are too short, some are too girly and they are apparently all wrong.

All wrong.

We put her room back together and organized her stuff.

She had shorts in three places.

Putting them together might help.

OMG.

Back To School

Yesterday, was open house at my school.
Today, we have 1/2 of our class with us.
We are not all together until August 31.
I say "let's get on with it.
Let the show begin."

A Pink Letter Day

Dear Readers,

I am sorry I used the word boobie in my last post.
It will never happen again.
You can order another breast cancer awareness shirt.
It says "Save the Ta Tas".
You can also google it under "Ta Ta Shirt."
Some of the girls in my drunco group have this shirt.
They wear them with gusto.

Sincerely,
ME

Boobie Trap

That is right sister!
I said boobie trap.
Kids are getting in trouble at school for wearing these breast cancer bracelets.
Can you imagine wearing one of these to school??
To school!
My friend, Amy, busted someone on Friday for wearing this bracelet.
She teaches at a private, Catholic school.
Wearing a bracelet with the word boobies on it is frowned upon.
The student in trouble tried to debate breast cancer awareness with her.
She would not budge.

Miss Brunette reports that they are NOT allowed at MSJH.
"I LOVE BOOBIES" and "KEEP A BREAST" sends a clear message about breast cancer.
But, DO NOT WEAR THIS TO SCHOOL kids.

One year, I had a little cute preschooler guy who wore a shirt that said,
"I ONLY DATE MODELS".
He also had one that said,
"I DO ALL OF MY OWN STUNTS."
And, my fave . . . .
"WHAT HAPPENS AT PRESCHOOL, STAYS AT PRESCHOOL."
He would probably wear this bracelet with aplomb.

We were at the Diamondbacks game the other night.
The lady sitting next to me had one on.
Tilly's, $5, if you are interested - because you know I talked to her!
They are also available online.
I would suggest you google "Boobie bracelet".
That is what I did.
Seriously.
Her son got in trouble at school for his bracelet.

Well, my goodness, you would get in trouble.
Please, let me know if there is one for Prostate Cancer.
That is all I am saying. . . . . .

Fairy Tales Do Come True

Dear Mrs. Love Man -

Now that is it your birthday,
you need to relax.
Put your feet up and enjoy the lovely meal and cake prepared lovingly by your children and husband.
You deserve it.
They could not wait to make your special day more meaningful to you.

Sincerely,
The Birthday Fairy

(Soon expanding to the Celebration of Mother's Day)

Tough Enough

(Photo from www.wrangler.com)

Okay, first of all, this is not Love Man.


This weekend is the Payson Rodeo.
Love Man had to get one of these "Tough Enough to Wear Pink" shirts.
Totally reimbursable and apparently very popular.
They are sold out completely in Phoenix.
But, he found one in Payson.
Love Man is tough enough to wear pink.
He used to wear it more,
but now that he works in Payson,
he wears it less.
Maybe he will be inspired and be tough enough to wear pink in Payson.
Except,
the pink will be Gap or Polo.
Some things never change.
The sad thing is that this Wrangler shirt was made in Bangladesh.